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If you weren’t able to grab this treasure last weekend, head over to https://t.co/t25lYOCuTF and get it! @D_B_Harrison @VirgilWlkrOMAHA @thebar_network @G3Conference https://t.co/qKBu1pfSg8 — Just Thinking Podcast (@podcast_just) Apr 5, 2022 from http://twitter.com/podcast_just via IFTTT

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@upstatefederlst @Cernovich I live 15 minutes from Busch Gardens and it is 1,000x better for anyone over the age of 5. — King Henry VIII (@HenryThe_Eighth) Apr 5, 2022 from http://twitter.com/HenryThe_Eighth via IFTTT

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@Cernovich Any random amusement park has the same stuff and costs like 25%. — Upstate Federalist (@upstatefederlst) Apr 5, 2022 from http://twitter.com/upstatefederlst via IFTTT

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It’s official. “May God have mercy on our souls.” is now in a TC script. — Technology Connections (@TechConnectify) Apr 5, 2022 from http://twitter.com/TechConnectify via IFTTT

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Congrats to these winners from another jam packed night of trivia @austincitysalooncorbin !!! @ Austin City Saloon Corbin KY https://t.co/b7Ozrzy8jY — Tri-County Trivia (@TriCountyTrivia) Apr 5, 2022 from http://twitter.com/TriCountyTrivia via IFTTT

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I plan on doing the DL live tomorrow from here in Las Vegas! These days there is always some new development to discuss! — 𝔍𝔞𝔪𝔢𝔰 𝔚𝔥𝔦𝔱𝔢 (@HwsEleutheroi) Apr 5, 2022 from http://twitter.com/HwsEleutheroi via IFTTT

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@TomBuck cheat sheet for Wednesday!! Lol https://t.co/4eJcNS9PcW — Andi (@Andithatisall) Apr 4, 2022 from http://twitter.com/Andithatisall via IFTTT

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The facial expression from the *2ND* black Supreme Court justice is my favorite part of the juxtaposition. https://t.co/W32h9sYsvj — Eric Hydrick (@erichydrick) Apr 4, 2022 from http://twitter.com/erichydrick via IFTTT

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My son was spending too much time playing computer games, so I said, “Son, when Abe Lincoln was your age, he was studying books by the light of the fireplace.” He considered this for a moment and replied: “When Abe Lincoln was your age he was The President of the United States.” — Dad Jokes …
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RT @michaelbd: @phl43 @mtracey @AJDelgado13 “Whataboutism” is sometimes a derailing tactic. But most of the time now people scream “whataboutism” to avoid anyone probing their thought for moral coherence.

RT @michaelbd: @phl43 @mtracey @AJDelgado13 “Whataboutism” is sometimes a derailing tactic. But most of the time now people scream “whataboutism” to avoid anyone probing their thought for moral coherence. — Warren Myers 🐧🐿 (@warrenmyers) Apr 4, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/warrenmyers April 04, 2022 at 03:53PM via IFTTT

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I promise I will not re-post this every day, just know that I could. https://t.co/CXlzIquB2B https://t.co/4dmVmEVgfD — faith ann raider 🌻 (@faith_raider) Apr 4, 2022 from http://twitter.com/faith_raider via IFTTT

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In another case of the truth sneaking out through art – the apples in this metaphor are the poisoned knowledge being delivered by teachers, and DeSantis is trying to remove them from the reach of children. Which isn’t the message the artist intended, but is the one being shown. https://t.co/p5nrmlPsOc — Upstate Federalist (@upstatefederlst) Apr …
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There will always be blasphemy laws, and if you ask me to choose between showing toddlers where dicks go and not doing that, I’m going to take the non dick option. https://t.co/kjAvODellY — Upstate Federalist (@upstatefederlst) Apr 4, 2022 from http://twitter.com/upstatefederlst via IFTTT

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Untitled #surrealism #beksinski https://t.co/Z4okbSiyxz — Zdzisław Beksiński (@ArtistBeksinski) Apr 2, 2022 from http://twitter.com/ArtistBeksinski via IFTTT

“For comparison, ancient Egypt moved 625 kg per capita per year, Easter Island 260 kg, and the Mayan city of Copán 665 kg. Rome, at its zenith, including the roads, moved 3.85 tonnes of earth per person each year.” https://t.co/13pdBWMCMt https://t.co/7rHfxngQZJ

“For comparison, ancient Egypt moved 625 kg per capita per year, Easter Island 260 kg, and the Mayan city of Copán 665 kg. Rome, at its zenith, including the roads, moved 3.85 tonnes of earth per person each year.” https://t.co/13pdBWMCMt https://t.co/7rHfxngQZJ — Warren Myers 🐧🐿 (@warrenmyers) Apr 4, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/warrenmyers April 04, 2022 …
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Answer by warren for How to show the time difference between two events in a Splunk join query?

Fairly confident something akin to this should work (without using join: index=ndx sourtype=srctp uuid=* msg=* | stats min(_time) as first_time max(_time) as last_time earliest(msg) as first_msg latest(msg) as last_msg by uuid | eval diff_seconds=last_time-first_time | eval first_time=strftime(first_time,"%c"), last_time=strftime(last_time,"%c") This approach will presume that _time has been set properly in the sourcetype’s props.conf, but if it …
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@seanjtaylor I’ve learned things I didn’t use in the future – but sometimes the act of learning something “useless” or “bad” meant I knew what to *avoid* in the future

@seanjtaylor I’ve learned things I didn’t use in the future – but sometimes the act of learning something “useless” or “bad” meant I knew what to *avoid* in the future — Warren Myers 🐧🐿 (@warrenmyers) Apr 4, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/warrenmyers April 04, 2022 at 09:14AM via IFTTT

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Again – zero market in the children’s space for this. It is 100% for Creepers. https://t.co/FpER7vDEdO — Upstate Federalist (@upstatefederlst) Apr 4, 2022 from http://twitter.com/upstatefederlst via IFTTT