My son was spending too much time playing computer games, so I said, “Son, when Abe Lincoln was your age, he was studying books by the light of the fireplace.”
He considered this for a moment and replied: “When Abe Lincoln was your age he was The President of the United States.”
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Apr 4, 2022
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