A man goes to a funeral and asks the widow: Mind if I say a word?" She says: "Please do." The man clears his throat and says: "Bargain."
The widow replies: “Thanks that means a great deal.”
— Dad Jokes (@Dadsaysjokes) January 13, 2020
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January 13, 2020 at 05:27PM