I’m told if Argentina wins today, Leo Messi will be declared Immortal Dictator and First Citizen of Argentina and Lifelong Commander of Las Fuerzas Armadas, Newell’s Old Boys will receive 10% of GDP annually, and Rosario will be made the national capital.
— William Wheelwright (@ploughmansfolly)
Dec 18, 2022
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