RT @Dadsaysjokes: [At parole hearing] Officer: Why
should you be released early?Man: I’m…
Officer: Go on.
Man: I think..
Officer: Yes?
Man: Can I please finish my sentence?
Officer: Sure. Parole denied.
— Warren Myers 🐧🐿 (@warrenmyers)
Jan 12, 2022
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