RT @Dadsaysjokes: I thought I’d try snail racing. My tactic was to take the shell off and make them a little lighter and quicker. But instead they became more sluggish.

I thought I’d try snail racing.

My tactic was to take the shell off and make them a little lighter and quicker.

But instead they became more sluggish.

— Dad Jokes (@Dadsaysjokes) August 12, 2019

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August 13, 2019 at 01:38PM
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