A guy is having a check up at the doctor's…
"Do you think I will have a long and healthy life?"
"I doubt it" says the doctor shaking his head "Mercury is in Uranus right now"
"I don't believe in that astrology crap, doc"
"Yeah, neither do I. My thermometer just broke"
— Dad Jokes (@Dadsaysjokes) April 7, 2021
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