I gave my daughter a watch for her birthday. She thought it was so cool and when she showed it to the next door neighbor, he asked, "That's a pretty new watch you've got there! Does it tell you the time?"
She laughed, "No, this is an old-fashioned watch! You have to look at it!"
— Dad Jokes (@Dadsaysjokes) March 19, 2021
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