My wife asked me why the bottle of wine we bought yesterday was half empty.
I said because she is a pessimist.
— Dad Jokes (@Dadsaysjokes) March 11, 2021
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My wife asked me why the bottle of wine we bought yesterday was half empty.
I said because she is a pessimist.
— Dad Jokes (@Dadsaysjokes) March 11, 2021
from http://twitter.com/Dadsaysjokes
via IFTTT