My wife stormed into the pub last night as me and the boys were downing shots of Tequila.
“You're coming home now!" she screamed. "No, I'm not," I laughed.
She said, "I'm talking to the kids."
— Dad Jokes (@Dadsaysjokes) March 3, 2021
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