*If WebMD were a real doctor:*
"Hey doc, I've been having some more headaches than usual. I'm wondering if.."
"It's cancer."
"…what?"
"Or you need a new pillow."
"…wait, a second, do you thin…."
"Do the headaches hurt?"
"…well, kinda but.."
"You're going blind."
— Samuel D. James (@samueld_james) January 12, 2021
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