RT @Dadsaysjokes: I was at the store with my wife picking out a turkey and she seemed unimpressed by the size. She asked “do they get any bigger?” I looked her in the eyes and replied “no honey, they’re dead.”

I was at the store with my wife picking out a turkey and she seemed unimpressed by the size. She asked "do they get any bigger?"

I looked her in the eyes and replied "no honey, they're dead."

— Dad Jokes (@Dadsaysjokes) November 2, 2020

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November 02, 2020 at 07:38PM
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