TEEN: why do you dress like that! I'm cringing!
DAD (in loungewear so cozy, so utilitarian, he's ready to mow, nap, eat at a buffet, or dominate a game of pick-up): Hi cringing, I'm dad and if you're lucky, one day you too can be comfy instead of self conscious
— The Dad (@thedad) October 20, 2020
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