RT @Dadsaysjokes: I was confused why there are so many stories about vampires in Europe, but not in Africa. Then I remembered that vampires are killed by holy water. They bless the rains down in Africa.

I was confused why there are so many stories about vampires in Europe, but not in Africa.

Then I remembered that vampires are killed by holy water.

They bless the rains down in Africa.

— Dad Jokes (@Dadsaysjokes) October 10, 2020

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October 10, 2020 at 07:08PM
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