RT @lauriedermer: (vampire gets a job in the fruit marketing department) Manager: “Can you put together something about pears” Vampire (panicking): “yes, of course, I’ve definitely eaten pears before so that will be no big deal.” https://t.co/WJOtyXdgeT

(vampire gets a job in the fruit marketing department)
Manager: “Can you put together something about pears”
Vampire (panicking): “yes, of course, I’ve definitely eaten pears before so that will be no big deal.” pic.twitter.com/WJOtyXdgeT

— ?The Lorelei ?‍♀️ (@lauriedermer) September 28, 2020

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