EE : Sorry we're having problems in your area,
Me : Ok, when will it be fixed?
EE : I don't know but I get 120 Mbps at my home.
Me : I don't live at your home. What about my service.
EE : And it'll cost you £400 to cancel.
Me : So, you're trying to lock me into a shit service?— Simon Wardley (@swardley) August 31, 2020
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