Doctor: Relax, David. It’s just a small surgery, don’t panic.
Me: But my name isn’t David.
Doctor: I know. I’m David.
— Dad Jokes (@Dadsaysjokes) July 12, 2020
from Twitter https://twitter.com/warrenmyers
July 12, 2020 at 10:00PM
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Doctor: Relax, David. It’s just a small surgery, don’t panic.
Me: But my name isn’t David.
Doctor: I know. I’m David.
— Dad Jokes (@Dadsaysjokes) July 12, 2020
from Twitter https://twitter.com/warrenmyers
July 12, 2020 at 10:00PM
via IFTTT