My wife asked me why I carry in the house
I told her, “deceptions”
“Deceptions?”
“Yes”
She laughed
I laughed
The toaster laughed
I shot the toaster https://t.co/SfrgbxhTSc
— Mɐɹɹǝu Wʎǝɹs (@warrenmyers)
Sep 10, 2026
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