This is how my 911 call went yesterday, it was INSANE:
Dispatch: “911 what is your emergency?”
Me: “I need an officer to take a report. I was attacked and robbed of at least $1,500 worth of property at Delaney Hall.”
Dispatch: “sir who robbed you?”
Me: “the masked chaos
— Cam Higby 🇺🇸 (@camhigby)
May 30, 2026
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