RT @Dadsaysjokes: When my wife caught me standing on the bathroom scales, sucking in my stomach, she laughed, “Ha! That’s not going to help!” “Sure it does,” I said. “It’s the only way I can see the numbers.”

When my wife caught me standing on the bathroom scales, sucking in my stomach, she laughed, “Ha! That’s not going to help!”

“Sure it does,” I said. “It’s the only way I can see the numbers.”

— Dad Jokes (@Dadsaysjokes) April 6, 2020

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April 06, 2020 at 05:22PM
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