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The shack and the best one is Christian mingle and I won’t change my mind about that — Madison (@imyagorl) October 13, 2020 from http://twitter.com/imyagorl via IFTTT

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Fun fact: Australia's biggest export is boomerangs. It's also their biggest import. — Dad Jokes (@Dadsaysjokes) October 13, 2020 from http://twitter.com/Dadsaysjokes via IFTTT

Answer by warren for Splunk: How to get top 2 most recent values for each group

While @RichG’s dedup option may work, here’s one that uses stats index=ndx sourcetype=srctp clientType=* key=* | eval comb=_time+" | "+key | stats values(comb) as comb by clientType | eval mostrecent=mvindex(comb,-1), secondrecent=mvindex(comb,-2) | rex field=mostrecent "(?<timemost>\d+)\s\|\s(?<keymost>.+)" | rex field=secondrecent "(?<timesecond>\d+)\s\|\s(?<keysecond>.+)" | table clientType timemost keymost timesecond keysecond | eval timemost=strftime(timemost,"%c"), timesecond=strftime(timesecond,"%c") from User warren – Stack …
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Sometimes span/mirror ports aren’t available But: “if you just need to #monitor traffic from/to a #Linux server, you can have the Linux server mirror it’s own #traffic toward a collector” https://t.co/HA3JT2E9ff #portmirror #portmirroring #fauxspan #trafficmonitoring #spanport

Sometimes span/mirror ports aren't available But: "if you just need to #monitor traffic from/to a #Linux server, you can have the Linux server mirror it’s own #traffic toward a collector”https://t.co/HA3JT2E9ff #portmirror #portmirroring #fauxspan #trafficmonitoring #spanport — Warren Myers ?? (@warrenmyers) October 13, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/warrenmyers October 13, 2020 at 11:21AM via IFTTT

@GolferGirl305 “People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it. Fifteen hundred years ago everybody knew the Earth was the center of the universe. Five hundred years ago, everybody knew the Earth was flat, and fifteen minutes ago, you knew that humans were alone on this planet.”

"People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it. Fifteen hundred years ago everybody knew the Earth was the center of the universe. Five hundred years ago, everybody knew the Earth was flat, and fifteen minutes ago, you knew that humans were alone on this planet." — Warren Myers ?? (@warrenmyers) October 13, 2020 …
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RT @SpaceX: This will be the first flight of the upgraded cargo version of Dragon, which is able to carry 50% more science payloads than the previous version of Dragon https://t.co/oJ1rSaDDZq

This will be the first flight of the upgraded cargo version of Dragon, which is able to carry 50% more science payloads than the previous version of Dragon pic.twitter.com/oJ1rSaDDZq — SpaceX (@SpaceX) October 12, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/warrenmyers October 13, 2020 at 09:12AM via IFTTT

I’d like to know *ANYTHING* about @KYSenator2020’s bid for the #Senate in #Election2020 I know what @AmyMcGrathKY wants I know what @barron_ky wants I know what @senatemajldr wants Is it *really* that hard to explain why you want me to vote when you’re running for office?

I'd like to know *ANYTHING* about @KYSenator2020's bid for the #Senate in #Election2020 I know what @AmyMcGrathKY wants I know what @barron_ky wants I know what @senatemajldr wants Is it *really* that hard to explain why you want me to vote when you're running for office? — Warren Myers ?? (@warrenmyers) October 13, 2020 from …
Continue reading I’d like to know *ANYTHING* about @KYSenator2020’s bid for the #Senate in #Election2020 I know what @AmyMcGrathKY wants I know what @barron_ky wants I know what @senatemajldr wants Is it *really* that hard to explain why you want me to vote when you’re running for office?

“A small change in temperature is not the difference between normalcy and catastrophe” — @ShellenbergerMD https://t.co/bu1MODrEO5 #climatechange https://t.co/pZdTBmOFwn

“A small change in temperature is not the difference between normalcy and catastrophe” — @ShellenbergerMD https://t.co/bu1MODrEO5 #climatechange pic.twitter.com/pZdTBmOFwn — Warren Myers ?? (@warrenmyers) October 13, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/warrenmyers October 13, 2020 at 04:04AM via IFTTT

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All you have to do to achieve a certain status is oppose Democrats, disagree with them or beat them in an election, and you're there. You are now considered "Illegitimate." — Chuck Woolery (@chuckwoolery) October 13, 2020 from http://twitter.com/chuckwoolery via IFTTT

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Judicial Watch announced it filed a #FOIA lawsuit in the U.S. District Court for the D.C against the U.S. Department of Homeland Security (#DHS) for records relating to travel by #HunterBiden, son of former Vice President #JoeBiden. Read: https://t.co/LJ03Q5Mpzx — Judicial Watch ⚖️ (@JudicialWatch) October 13, 2020 from http://twitter.com/JudicialWatch via IFTTT

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The World Health Organization just admitted that I was right. Lockdowns are killing countries all over the world. The cure cannot be worse than the problem itself. Open up your states, Democrat governors. Open up New York. A long battle, but they finally did the right thing! — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 12, 2020 …
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This video is dedicated from me to the ceaselessly maligned Patriots in the MAGA movement. To our law enforcement under attack. To those destroyed by the politicization of a virus. To every black/brown/LGBT person who’s been ostracized for thinking for themselves.We are all one. pic.twitter.com/mMVws6geWZ — Brandon Straka (@BrandonStraka) October 12, 2020 from http://twitter.com/BrandonStraka via …
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RT @LiveAction: .@Smithsonian’s tribute to @PPFA’s founder Margaret Sanger claims she was “complicated” Here are the facts: She spoke at KKK rallies Targeted minorities for eradication Supported eugenics Backed forced sterilization Her history isn’t “complicated.” It’s evil.

.@Smithsonian’s tribute to @PPFA's founder Margaret Sanger claims she was “complicated” Here are the facts: She spoke at KKK rallies Targeted minorities for eradication Supported eugenics Backed forced sterilization Her history isn’t “complicated." It’s evil. — Live Action (@LiveAction) October 13, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/warrenmyers October 12, 2020 at 10:44PM via IFTTT

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Catholic Bishop Rebukes Biden Over Abortion, Urges Him To Anticipate Divine Judgment https://t.co/9aWPY9grjj pic.twitter.com/kKyunlkXyV — The Daily Wire (@realDailyWire) October 13, 2020 from http://twitter.com/realDailyWire via IFTTT

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The point about the Dems running an obviously incompetent Biden is not that they’re committing elder abuse, it’s that they’re defrauding America. Not hard to believe from a party that would defund the cops & support Marxism. And the leftist media is covering it up in plain sight. — David Limbaugh (@DavidLimbaugh) October 13, 2020 …
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