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The salesman at the furniture store told me, “This sofa will seat 5 people without any problems.” I said, “Where the hell am I going to find 5 people without any problems?” — Dad Jokes (@Dadsaysjokes) December 20, 2020 from http://twitter.com/Dadsaysjokes via IFTTT

@realDonaldTrump fire them https://t.co/PYT9mwqpkw — Matt Williams (@HowToBuildATent) December 20, 2020 from http://twitter.com/HowToBuildATent via IFTTT

New breach: Ledger had over 1M email addresses breached in June, sold, then dumped publicly today. Data also included names, physical addresses and phone numbers. 69% were already in @haveibeenpwned. Read more: https://t.co/F44bBWzioQ — Have I Been Pwned (@haveibeenpwned) December 20, 2020 from http://twitter.com/haveibeenpwned via IFTTT

Bought this Elmwood Inn bourbon black tea while shopping @SMKWcom yesterday Tried it today it's awesome!@SpiderSpinotti – you should try it 🙂 pic.twitter.com/4Kcd3njQ9M — Warren Myers ?? (@warrenmyers) December 20, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/warrenmyers December 20, 2020 at 04:27PM via IFTTT

? on @YouTube: NORWEGIAN WOOD – The Beatles (Harp Twins) Camille and Kennerly https://t.co/5vFI3bcWQ5 — Warren Myers ?? (@warrenmyers) December 20, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/warrenmyers December 20, 2020 at 04:07PM via IFTTT

Photos from yesterday’s launch and landing → https://t.co/095WHX44BX pic.twitter.com/6ojFySuaxo — SpaceX (@SpaceX) December 20, 2020 from http://twitter.com/SpaceX via IFTTT

The judge should be removed from office and shamed into obscurity, and the man should have been executed in the first place. This insanity is judgment, pure and simple. What else can explain this level of evil?https://t.co/AbonnYT8Pr — James White (@DrOakley1689) December 20, 2020 from http://twitter.com/DrOakley1689 via IFTTT

‘Life Can Win’: Pence Touts Trump Administration’s Pro-Life Victories https://t.co/TfdcqP9Mgn pic.twitter.com/DUyifTOCdP — The Daily Signal (@DailySignal) December 20, 2020 from http://twitter.com/DailySignal via IFTTT

They've cancelled the Rose Bowl and I can't leave the state? https://t.co/wsFIy8l4B6 — Caitlin Flanagan (@CaitlinPacific) December 20, 2020 from http://twitter.com/CaitlinPacific via IFTTT

We went from “let’s protect women and girls and provide opportunities for them” to “actually men should have access to women’s shelters, bathrooms and sports teams” real quick. — Allie Beth Stuckey (@conservmillen) December 20, 2020 from http://twitter.com/conservmillen via IFTTT

pic.twitter.com/cHEXiwA213 — Britta (No Soup 4 Knowles) (@nosoup4knowles) December 19, 2020 from http://twitter.com/nosoup4knowles via IFTTT

Promoting, empowering, and platforming someone because of their skin color is just as racist as excluding someone because of their skin color. Although the latter may be more visible and readily hurtful, they are both equally demeaning to the individual’s personhood. — Tom Buck (@TomBuck) December 20, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/warrenmyers December 20, 2020 at …
Continue reading RT @TomBuck: Promoting, empowering, and platforming someone because of their skin color is just as racist as excluding someone because of their skin color. Although the latter may be more visible and readily hurtful, they are both equally demeaning to the individual’s personhood.

The judge should be removed from office and shamed into obscurity, and the man should have been executed in the first place. This insanity is judgment, pure and simple. What else can explain this level of evil?https://t.co/AbonnYT8Pr — James White (@DrOakley1689) December 20, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/warrenmyers December 20, 2020 at 02:13PM via IFTTT

2020 holiday mood. Watch the first ever #TWD Holiday Special now on AMC+. pic.twitter.com/hrsOTlzmAn — AMC Plus (@AMCPlus) December 20, 2020 from http://twitter.com/AMCPlus via IFTTT

I noticed my wife and kids were wearing vests so I put one on just so I could say “vest day ever” like a million times. Then I took it off just so I could mention that I wasn’t as invested as they were. — Simon Holland (@simoncholland) December 20, 2020 from http://twitter.com/simoncholland via IFTTT

Sharpening my chain saw today so I will be ready to get my kids’ toys out of the packaging on Christmas morning. — Simon Holland (@simoncholland) December 20, 2020 from http://twitter.com/simoncholland via IFTTT

So, "new strain" of the virus (as called for by the leaked documents from Canada)? Biden taking over? Sounds like Federally mandated closure of all churches by February 7th, 2021 to me! Anyone foolish enough to take that bet? Lord, protect Your people. — James White (@DrOakley1689) December 20, 2020 from http://twitter.com/DrOakley1689 via IFTTT

So, is the new vaccine ineffective against this "new strain"? If so, another year of lockdowns, more billions in research, and ANOTHER vaccine, mixed with the first? (Remember, the leaked documents out of Canada called for this as the next stage).https://t.co/12UOqEUjo6 — James White (@DrOakley1689) December 20, 2020 from http://twitter.com/DrOakley1689 via IFTTT

#DeuteronomyChallenge pic.twitter.com/Ws8yx2cTVx — Warren Myers ?? (@warrenmyers) December 20, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/warrenmyers December 20, 2020 at 12:43PM via IFTTT

via – @warrenmyers https://t.co/AExfPYBtNs — Parablu, Inc. (@ParabluInc) December 20, 2020 from http://twitter.com/ParabluInc via IFTTT

“wondering how one might be able to apply styling/formatting to text from a lookup as #html when referenced as $result.foo$” https://t.co/pYyl5jQsof #splunk #dashboards #simplexml #kvstore — Warren Myers ?? (@warrenmyers) December 20, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/warrenmyers December 20, 2020 at 04:06AM via IFTTT

This insane pro-abortion article laments ultrasound technology for “triggering people’s protective instincts towards what looked like a tiny unborn child.” What “looked like a tiny unborn child.” IT IS A TINY UNBORN CHILD! https://t.co/jxSWypippS — Adam Ford (@Adam4d) December 20, 2020 from http://twitter.com/Adam4d via IFTTT

My friend was really proud of his heritage until he found out that his great grandfather was from Transylvania. Now he can’t even look at himself in the mirror. — Dad Jokes (@Dadsaysjokes) December 19, 2020 from http://twitter.com/Dadsaysjokes via IFTTT

A man once came up to Robert M. M’Cheyne after the sermon & said he had finally obtained peace. M’Cheyne asked how? The man said: “All the time I have been trying to enter by the saint’s door, but while you were preaching, I saw my mistake and entered in at the sinners door.” — …
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2,200 Nigerian Christians have been slaughtered by Islamists this year but I’m sure the mainstream media already told you, right? https://t.co/I63VulxkCB — Not the Bee (@Not_the_Bee) December 19, 2020 from Twitter https://twitter.com/warrenmyers December 19, 2020 at 10:13PM via IFTTT