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My wife said to me "You're having an affair with that girl from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllwyrndrobwyllllantisiliogogogoch, aren't you?" I said "How could you say such a thing?" — Dad Jokes (@Dadsaysjokes) April 13, 2021 from http://twitter.com/Dadsaysjokes via IFTTT

What's the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of its paws. The other has a pause at the end of its clause. — Dad Jokes (@Dadsaysjokes) April 13, 2021 from http://twitter.com/Dadsaysjokes via IFTTT

My reprint: https://t.co/1SuyPnb996 — Warren Myers 🐧🐿 (@warrenmyers) April 13, 2021 from Twitter https://twitter.com/warrenmyers April 13, 2021 at 03:02PM via IFTTT

Always reminded of Carlin’s “the planet is doing great!” sketch — Warren Myers 🐧🐿 (@warrenmyers) April 13, 2021 from Twitter https://twitter.com/warrenmyers April 13, 2021 at 03:01PM via IFTTT

Lol — Warren Myers 🐧🐿 (@warrenmyers) April 13, 2021 from Twitter https://twitter.com/warrenmyers April 13, 2021 at 02:56PM via IFTTT

This isn't exactly a “surprise” to anyone who thinks: the oven covers ~75% of the globe No *sane* person would believe the rainforests do as much to clean the air as sea-borne plants and such — Warren Myers 🐧🐿 (@warrenmyers) April 13, 2021 from Twitter https://twitter.com/warrenmyers April 13, 2021 at 02:06PM via IFTTT

Don’t Give In to Democrat Attacks on Election Integrity by Shmuel Klatzkin https://t.co/ppegi0dQy2 — The American Spectator (@amspectator) April 13, 2021 from http://twitter.com/amspectator via IFTTT

1. To say that the church’s mission is the same as Adam’s mission in the covenant of works is wrong. 2. Christ alone totally fulfills that mission *without us.* 3. We are to trust Christ who gives us life as a free gift. Our works are fruit of His gifts of life and kingdom. — …
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In adopting a fearless philosophy in the face of your mortality, we gain a sense of proportion, become able to separate what is petty from what is truly important. — Robert Greene's musings (@BotGreene) April 13, 2021 from http://twitter.com/BotGreene via IFTTT

This may be the Greatest Meme I have ever come across!!! It took me back to a place in my childhood and our current culture today…. SHE’s Dead indeed!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/GKJwjn17eu — seal_da_zeal (@seal_da_zeal) April 13, 2021 from http://twitter.com/seal_da_zeal via IFTTT

Snow expected in the Northeast later this week. Do you know how spring snow differs from winter snow? In spring, the flakes tend to be larger, wetter, and will stick together and melt. Plus, the higher sun angle sublimates snow cover! pic.twitter.com/yNx7ZNpLmU — The Weather Channel (@weatherchannel) April 13, 2021 from Twitter https://twitter.com/warrenmyers April 13, …
Continue reading RT @weatherchannel: Snow expected in the Northeast later this week. Do you know how spring snow differs from winter snow? In spring, the flakes tend to be larger, wetter, and will stick together and melt. Plus, the higher sun angle sublimates snow cover! https://t.co/yNx7ZNpLmU

Date Night Is Back! https://t.co/fhkSF2nGZT ◄ Please get right on that! #GenerousHusband pic.twitter.com/POZSH74Cnz — The Marriage Bed (@themarriagebed) April 13, 2021 from http://twitter.com/themarriagebed via IFTTT

Why Having a Soft Heart in a Hard World Is Courage, Not Weakness https://t.co/iDVKgK63UJ ◄ Have the courage to care. via @HolleyGerth pic.twitter.com/jxOG9jgfKs — Lori (@GenerousWife) April 13, 2021 from http://twitter.com/GenerousWife via IFTTT

"Every day for all eternity—without pause or end—the riches of the glory of God’s grace in Christ will become increasingly great and beautiful in our perception of them…There will always be more. Gloriously more. Forever." (John Piper) pic.twitter.com/AJtU6SEskG — challies (@challies) April 13, 2021 from http://twitter.com/challies via IFTTT

CNN director admits: – CNN airs propaganda– CNN tried to get Trump out of office– Without CNN, Trump wouldn't have lost– CNN pushed stories they knew nothing about– Next up (after COVID), CNN will push climate fear– All this comes from Zuckerpic.twitter.com/uIyCzC04p5 — Liz Wheeler (@Liz_Wheeler) April 13, 2021 from http://twitter.com/Liz_Wheeler via IFTTT

Wokies are now referring to looting and stealing as "material liberation." You think I'm kidding? I am not kidding. https://t.co/agVpDwpIx2 — Not the Bee (@Not_the_Bee) April 13, 2021 from http://twitter.com/Not_the_Bee via IFTTT

As a southerner, I hear and say this phrase on a daily basis 😅 — Anna (@Mrs_AnnaMcCall) April 13, 2021 from http://twitter.com/Mrs_AnnaMcCall via IFTTT

That’s what we call an economy of words. — Curtis Odell (@ca_odell) April 13, 2021 from http://twitter.com/ca_odell via IFTTT

It’s a thing. 😂 A sentence. ⬇️ Y’all’d’ve been here already if you’d’ve left earlier. — Landen Crouch (@LandenCrouch) April 13, 2021 from http://twitter.com/LandenCrouch via IFTTT

Of course! …and I was doing multiple-contractions way before moving out of the northeast 🙂 Contractions are wonderful tools! — Warren Myers 🐧🐿 (@warrenmyers) April 13, 2021 from Twitter https://twitter.com/warrenmyers April 13, 2021 at 11:49AM via IFTTT

More Biden Cybersecurity Nominations https://t.co/ZyD1A4YhFS — Warren Myers 🐧🐿 (@warrenmyers) April 13, 2021 from Twitter https://twitter.com/warrenmyers April 13, 2021 at 10:19AM via IFTTT

Pyroweeder I'll take 3, thankshttps://t.co/ka16dQIo44 pic.twitter.com/jZSjYtGyZ0 — Warren Myers 🐧🐿 (@warrenmyers) April 13, 2021 from Twitter https://twitter.com/warrenmyers April 13, 2021 at 04:04AM via IFTTT

Gov. funded murder? Of black people?Leagal? In Merica? In MS, 79% black moms kill their baby's. Similar numbers are found in many states w/black mothers aborting at 2x-3x their presence in the population. Over 20m since 73. How's that for gov. funded murder? https://t.co/BxarKVdju8 pic.twitter.com/h5ULmvgT1k — The Chocolate Knox (@Chocolate_Knox) April 13, 2021 from http://twitter.com/Chocolate_Knox …
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“You want no praise of man, & you know its worthlessness. But I must tell you how much I like your Lectures to my Students. I have rarely seen so many nails hit right on the head. I should like to give a copy to every young clergyman in the Church of England!” JC Ryle …
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My daughter told me she saw a deer on the way to school. Me: “How do you know it was going to school?” — Dad Jokes (@Dadsaysjokes) April 12, 2021 from http://twitter.com/Dadsaysjokes via IFTTT