RT @AlmanME: Coffee dripping in the pot Fresh & dark & pipping hot Falling richly like the rains about to pump into my veins River darkly filling up my most important second cup. Dedicated to @ChrchCurmudgeon

Coffee dripping in the potFresh & dark & pipping hotFalling richly like the rainsabout to pump into my veinsRiver darkly filling upmy most important second cup. Dedicated to @ChrchCurmudgeon — Ira Hall (@AlmanME) April 20, 2021 from Twitter https://twitter.com/warrenmyers April 20, 2021 at 11:16AM via IFTTT

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Happy Look-Alike Day to the other lookalikes out there! 😉😉 pic.twitter.com/8WbIMwOo1g — Harp Twins (@CamilleKennerly) April 20, 2021 from http://twitter.com/CamilleKennerly via IFTTT

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#accountable #achieve #accepted pic.twitter.com/fajitGNJJ4 — vaguely reassuring state machines (@happyautomata) April 20, 2021 from http://twitter.com/happyautomata via IFTTT

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Summer camp registration is now open! Let your kids spend their summer riding horses, dancing, golfing, playing tennis, making art, swimming, spending time in nature and all sorts of other memory-making activities! Learn more and register: https://t.co/0tpEEwwhFK pic.twitter.com/d57NCH4N9t — City of Lexington Ky (@LexingtonKyGov) April 20, 2021 from http://twitter.com/LexingtonKyGov via IFTTT

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What is discipleship? “Helping others follow Jesus.” @MarkDever — Jeremy Vuolo (@Jeremy_Vuolo) April 20, 2021 from http://twitter.com/Jeremy_Vuolo via IFTTT

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I have a serious character flaw: I simply cannot pretend to respect adults who have the mental maturity of a six year old. That is making things a bit tough these days. Glad I'm Scottish and social distancing is my default anyway. — James White (@DrOakley1689) April 20, 2021 from http://twitter.com/DrOakley1689 via IFTTT

“As a bonus we learned that the EAC certifies #voting systems without checking if the validation software functions properly” https://t.co/zMz81VuDxZ #electionsecurity #fraudprevention #whateverhappenedtocommonsense

“As a bonus we learned that the EAC certifies #voting systems without checking if the validation software functions properly” https://t.co/zMz81VuDxZ #electionsecurity #fraudprevention #whateverhappenedtocommonsense — Warren Myers 🐧🐿 (@warrenmyers) April 20, 2021 from Twitter https://twitter.com/warrenmyers April 20, 2021 at 09:37AM via IFTTT

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would utterly devastate their narrative. CRT must, by definition, dominate and subjugate the culture. No other counter-narrative can ever be allowed. This is why ad-hominem attacks will be their primary means of assault. They have nothing else. End/ — Chris Hohnholz (@ChrisHohnholz) April 20, 2021 from http://twitter.com/ChrisHohnholz via IFTTT

Answer by warren for Splunk Dashboard – difference between eval case and rangemap result

The problem you’re seeing is your rangemap has overlapping values. Whereas with the eval format, you’re trimming the ranges "properly" with case. Sidebar – you can make that case simpler thusly: | eval size_group = case(SizeInMB < 150, "0-150 MB", SizeInMB < 200, "150-200 MB", SizeInMB < 300, "200-300 MB", SizeInMB < 500, "300-500 MB", …
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Answer by warren for How to add multile query in one query in splunk

First, since index=… is unique, there is not reason to add the index!=… clauses. Data in Splunk can only exist in a single index (with a single sourcetype). So your first SPL should read: (index=abc OR index=def) (blocked=* OR RuleAction=*) | eval result=case(blocked=="0","Total Detection",blocked=="1","Total Blocked",blocked=="2","Would have Dropped",RuleAction=="Allow","Total Detection",RuleAction=="Block","Total Blocked") | stats count by result You …
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I saw this last night and was simply stunned. A Ph.D. from MBTS who lives in another dimension where there is no CRT—it doesn't even exist. All this division, all the video clips you've seen? Fiction. Hallucinations, evidently. I do wonder…what color is the sky in his world? https://t.co/48iYVASCAj — James White (@DrOakley1689) April 20, …
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If you excuse actions of someone in your camp but condemn the same actions by someone in the opposite camp, that is called hypocrisy. We all do it to some degree at some point, but it should not be normative. The media in America has made it normative & acceptable. Sad. #media — John Walker …
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Remember, this is purposeful. Hypocrisy is a virtue for the left. Dishonesty is a moral good. https://t.co/oNhvlIXNsI — James White (@DrOakley1689) April 20, 2021 from http://twitter.com/DrOakley1689 via IFTTT

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People who still think "captured on video" means you know what happened must have been in a coma for the past five years. What's your theory on why a cop would commit murder in an obvious way (to you), over several minutes, in front of witnesses and cameras?#FuckYou https://t.co/t3So7CHseA — Scott Adams (@ScottAdamsSays) April 20, …
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Baby Who Had Surgery to Fix Medical Problem While Still in the Womb is Born Healthy https://t.co/WCJKFZXT4A pic.twitter.com/OOtwnyIiri — LifeNews.com (@LifeNewsHQ) April 19, 2021 from http://twitter.com/LifeNewsHQ via IFTTT

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Who's the genius that decided to call it "Emotional baggage "….. …..and not "griefcase." — Dad Jokes (@Dadsaysjokes) April 19, 2021 from http://twitter.com/Dadsaysjokes via IFTTT

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Ron Paul Disguises Federal Reserve As Nike Store In Hopes Rioters Will Burn It Down https://t.co/CiAWNErLRI — The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) April 19, 2021 from http://twitter.com/TheBabylonBee via IFTTT