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I started reading Howl to my son to get him to sleep. Five minutes in I started scrolling to find the end. Goodness, that’s a long poem. — Christopher Agocs (@agoX) Feb 17, 2022 from http://twitter.com/agoX via IFTTT

What is the name of the Mexican dip made with mashed-up artichokes? https://t.co/4ba8LN38da https://t.co/ikoFnYV5mZ — Warren Myers 🐧🐿 (@warrenmyers) Feb 17, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/warrenmyers February 17, 2022 at 04:02AM via IFTTT

@TheBaptstMartyr I’m blocked. I haven’t paid much attention to her for 3 years. I don’t know what she’s on about now. — Phil Johnson (@Phil_Johnson_) Feb 17, 2022 from http://twitter.com/Phil_Johnson_ via IFTTT

There’s plenty of research that now validates the passage of time as one of the most important tools for a negotiator. When you slow the process down, you also calm it down. After all, if someone is talking, they’re not shooting. https://t.co/ig54z98CYa — Never Split the Difference Bot (@NSDquotes) Feb 17, 2022 from http://twitter.com/NSDquotes via …
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“Sarcasm doesn’t get you anywhere.” Me: “Well it got me to the finals of the Sarcasm World Championships in Peru in ‘98.” “Really?” Me: “No!” — Dad Jokes (@Dadsaysjokes) Feb 16, 2022 from http://twitter.com/Dadsaysjokes via IFTTT

Targeting working people for privately donating $40 to the truckers is terrorism. — Cernovich (@Cernovich) Feb 16, 2022 from http://twitter.com/Cernovich via IFTTT

@DefiantLs What a fine tweet ya got here. It would be a shame if someone were to resurrect and share it, thereby making famous what was supposed to be quietly taken down… https://t.co/MdhomC2CDD — Queen Bethany (@NotBlindfolded) Feb 16, 2022 from http://twitter.com/NotBlindfolded via IFTTT

A note from one of the trucker spokespeople and organizer. And if you don’t think this can happen to you you’re a blind fool https://t.co/J0cCkygpTV — Dr Jordan B Peterson (@jordanbpeterson) Feb 16, 2022 from http://twitter.com/jordanbpeterson via IFTTT

@Dadsaysjokes Iron man starts the fight and aluminum man wraps it up. — Will Kane (@Kane_1200) Feb 16, 2022 from http://twitter.com/Kane_1200 via IFTTT

What’s the difference between Iron man and aluminum man? Iron man stops the criminals! Aluminum man just foils their plans. — Dad Jokes (@Dadsaysjokes) Feb 16, 2022 from http://twitter.com/Dadsaysjokes via IFTTT

@erichydrick I was guessing the “J” was for “Java” … but had no idea on the rest 🙂 — Warren Myers 🐧🐿 (@warrenmyers) Feb 16, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/warrenmyers February 16, 2022 at 12:17PM via IFTTT

RT @Dadsaysjokes: I tried to use “fortnight” as a password. The website said it’s two week. — Warren Myers 🐧🐿 (@warrenmyers) Feb 16, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/warrenmyers February 16, 2022 at 12:17PM via IFTTT

@erichydrick POJO? — Warren Myers 🐧🐿 (@warrenmyers) Feb 16, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/warrenmyers February 16, 2022 at 12:07PM via IFTTT

Minnesotans alert us as to how it’s getting a mite nippy… https://t.co/hSuSkoUCiF — Warren Myers 🐧🐿 (@warrenmyers) Feb 16, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/warrenmyers February 16, 2022 at 11:23AM via IFTTT

https://t.co/6061jXnl5H https://t.co/QL87uWUKDv — Warren Myers 🐧🐿 (@warrenmyers) Feb 16, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/warrenmyers February 16, 2022 at 11:08AM via IFTTT

https://t.co/83kBsZMEnN https://t.co/AFw6alRTT9 — Warren Myers 🐧🐿 (@warrenmyers) Feb 16, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/warrenmyers February 16, 2022 at 11:08AM via IFTTT

RT @radiofreepony: @agoX “Soon may the Elliot sleep To give me time to also sleep One day when the baby’s asleep Maybe I’ll take a nap” — Warren Myers 🐧🐿 (@warrenmyers) Feb 16, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/warrenmyers February 16, 2022 at 09:34AM via IFTTT

@agoX Eff that. Just sing him sea shanties for real. One day I’m going to get a call from school asking me why my kid is telling the others that they’re all going to freeze to death in Frobisher Bay. — Mandy L. Albert (@mandylalbert) Feb 16, 2022 from http://twitter.com/mandylalbert via IFTTT

RT @MatthewBurnsid7: what if every morning we were roused gently awake by a loyal, intrepid frog who alerted us what day it was? https://t.co/6sOMKVwdI0 — Warren Myers 🐧🐿 (@warrenmyers) Feb 16, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/warrenmyers February 16, 2022 at 09:33AM via IFTTT

RT @Plinz: Marx never predicted that in late stage capitalism, the ruling bourgeoisie identifies as socialist while the working class supports capitalism — Warren Myers 🐧🐿 (@warrenmyers) Feb 16, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/warrenmyers February 16, 2022 at 09:32AM via IFTTT

Vendors are Fixing Security Flaws Faster https://t.co/612EwiGb8m — Warren Myers 🐧🐿 (@warrenmyers) Feb 16, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/warrenmyers February 16, 2022 at 08:07AM via IFTTT

“in fifteen minutes I had testimony enough to hang Wilkes Booth, the assassin, higher than ever Haman hung” https://t.co/99LDFCTMXk https://t.co/T4VS8L0isD — Warren Myers 🐧🐿 (@warrenmyers) Feb 16, 2022 from Twitter https://twitter.com/warrenmyers February 16, 2022 at 04:03AM via IFTTT

@1946themovie It is an absolutely absurd idea that for thousands of years and across every language, that the bible has been mistranslated and nobody has caught it until now. — Some Guy (@_Sola_Fide_) Feb 16, 2022 from http://twitter.com/_Sola_Fide_ via IFTTT

@1946themovie This is so bad and lacks any credibility. https://t.co/TnI6ZD7uyU — Matthew Tallman (@Venkindo) Feb 15, 2022 from http://twitter.com/Venkindo via IFTTT

Here we go folks. Are you ready to demonstrate that the fundamental thesis of this forthcoming work is utterly baseless? We’ve addressed it repeatedly, and will do so again! https://t.co/NwqejyFyYN — 𝔍𝔞𝔪𝔢𝔰 𝔚𝔥𝔦𝔱𝔢 (@HwsEleutheroi) Feb 15, 2022 from http://twitter.com/HwsEleutheroi via IFTTT