{"id":93,"date":"2008-01-30T18:30:08","date_gmt":"2008-01-30T23:30:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/antipaucity.com\/2008\/01\/30\/if-i-ran-the-zoo\/"},"modified":"2008-01-30T18:30:08","modified_gmt":"2008-01-30T23:30:08","slug":"if-i-ran-the-zoo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/?p=93","title":{"rendered":"if i ran the zoo&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;or, more accurately, the apartment complex. I was talking to a couple friends this past weekend, and told them I&#8217;d like to offer a per-minute lease on an apartment. It turns out that $0.02 per minute is $864\/30-day month. For another penny a minute I&#8217;d include all utilities.<\/p>\n<p>Ok, so it&#8217;s a little off the wall, but why not?<\/p>\n<p>Also, why don&#8217;t apartment complexes let you pay your lease with a PayPal subscription? It would certainly make my life easier if I could just sign-up with my PayPal account, and have the rent automatically show up on the right day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;or, more accurately, the apartment complex. I was talking to a couple friends this past weekend, and told them I&#8217;d like to offer a per-minute lease on an apartment. It turns out that $0.02 per minute is $864\/30-day month. For another penny a minute I&#8217;d include all utilities. Ok, so it&#8217;s a little off the &hellip;<br \/><a href=\"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/?p=93\" class=\"more-link pen_button pen_element_default pen_icon_arrow_double\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">if i ran the zoo&#8230;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4,7,22],"tags":[],"keyring_services":[],"class_list":["post-93","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blih","category-commentary","category-ideas"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=93"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=93"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=93"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=93"},{"taxonomy":"keyring_services","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fkeyring_services&post=93"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}