{"id":8967,"date":"2020-02-25T17:52:15","date_gmt":"2020-02-25T17:52:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/?p=8967"},"modified":"2020-02-25T17:52:15","modified_gmt":"2020-02-25T17:52:15","slug":"hey-usps-you-need-to-fire-the-lying-jerk-who-doesnt-feel-like-trying-to-deliver-packages-to-our-house-instead-submit-via-informeddelivery-the-following-delivery-attempted-no-access-to-deliv","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/?p=8967","title":{"rendered":"Hey @USPS: you need to fire the lying jerk who doesn&#8217;t feel like trying to deliver packages to our house, &#038; instead submit via #InformedDelivery the following: Delivery Attempted &#8211; No Access to Delivery Location 02\/24\/2020 Seriously? I was home ALL day! My driveway is clear"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Hey <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/USPS?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">@USPS<\/a>: you need to fire the lying jerk who doesn&#39;t feel like trying to deliver packages to our house, &amp; instead submit via <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/InformedDelivery?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#InformedDelivery<\/a> the following:<\/p>\n<p>Delivery Attempted &#8211; No Access to Delivery Location 02\/24\/2020<\/p>\n<p>Seriously? I was home ALL day!<\/p>\n<p>My driveway is clear<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Warren Myers ?? (@warrenmyers) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/warrenmyers\/status\/1232361833886932992?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 25, 2020<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n<br \/>\nfrom Twitter https:\/\/twitter.com\/warrenmyers<\/p>\n<p>February 25, 2020 at 12:48PM<br \/>\nvia <a href=\"https:\/\/ifttt.com\/?ref=da&#038;site=wordpress\">IFTTT<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hey @USPS: you need to fire the lying jerk who doesn&#39;t feel like trying to deliver packages to our house, &amp; instead submit via #InformedDelivery the following: Delivery Attempted &#8211; No Access to Delivery Location 02\/24\/2020 Seriously? I was home ALL day! My driveway is clear &mdash; Warren Myers ?? (@warrenmyers) February 25, 2020 from &hellip;<br \/><a href=\"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/?p=8967\" class=\"more-link pen_button pen_element_default pen_icon_arrow_double\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Hey @USPS: you need to fire the lying jerk who doesn&#8217;t feel like trying to deliver packages to our house, &#038; instead submit via #InformedDelivery the following: Delivery Attempted &#8211; No Access to Delivery Location 02\/24\/2020 Seriously? I was home ALL day! 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