{"id":75,"date":"2007-05-05T23:18:31","date_gmt":"2007-05-06T04:18:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/antipaucity.com\/2007\/05\/05\/its-sad-to-see-a-17-year-old-go-so-violently\/"},"modified":"2007-05-05T23:18:31","modified_gmt":"2007-05-06T04:18:31","slug":"its-sad-to-see-a-17-year-old-go-so-violently","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/?p=75","title":{"rendered":"it&#8217;s sad to see a 17-year-old go so violently"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I no longer drive a Mazda Protege. It bought the farm &#8211; as <a href=\"\/\/bakedbeansandspam.blogspot.com\">John<\/a> so eloquently pointed out &#8211; Wednesday on my way to work.<\/p>\n<p>So, I was in need a quick replacement.<\/p>\n<p>Enter CarMax, stage left.<\/p>\n<p>I went after work Thursday, they had something I wanted at a price I was willing to pay.<\/p>\n<p>So now I have an 04 Ford Escape Limited.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;ll be weird driving an automatic again, but &#8217;tis a vewwy nizuh vehicle.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I no longer drive a Mazda Protege. It bought the farm &#8211; as John so eloquently pointed out &#8211; Wednesday on my way to work. So, I was in need a quick replacement. Enter CarMax, stage left. I went after work Thursday, they had something I wanted at a price I was willing to pay. &hellip;<br \/><a href=\"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/?p=75\" class=\"more-link pen_button pen_element_default pen_icon_arrow_double\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">it&#8217;s sad to see a 17-year-old go so violently<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[30,31],"tags":[],"keyring_services":[],"class_list":["post-75","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news","category-personal"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=75"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=75"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=75"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=75"},{"taxonomy":"keyring_services","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fkeyring_services&post=75"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}