Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.<\/p>\n
MAN: Hello?
\nWOMAN: Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?
\nMAN: Yep, sure am…..
\nWOMAN: I’m at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It’s only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?
\nMAN: Sure, ..go ahead if you like it that much…
\nWOMAN: I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2010 models. I saw one I really liked.
\nMAN: How much?
\nWOMAN: $85,000
\nMAN: OK, but for that price I want it with all the options…
\nWOMAN: Great! Oh, and one more thing . The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They’re asking $950,000…down from $1.500,000
\nMAN: Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000.
\nWOMAN: OK. I’ll see you later! I love you!
\nMAN: Bye, I love you, too. The man hangs up.<\/p>\n
The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.<\/p>\n
Then he smiles and asks: Anyone know who this phone belongs to?”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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