{"id":67435,"date":"2022-11-29T16:38:30","date_gmt":"2022-11-29T16:38:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/?p=67435"},"modified":"2022-11-29T16:38:30","modified_gmt":"2022-11-29T16:38:30","slug":"rt-dadsaysjokes-my-wife-is-pregnant-and-my-doctor-asked-me-if-i-had-ever-been-present-at-a-childbirth-before-i-said-yes-just-once-he-asked-what-was-it-like-i","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/?p=67435","title":{"rendered":"RT @Dadsaysjokes: My wife is pregnant and my doctor asked me if I had ever been present at a childbirth before. I said: \u201cYes just once.\u201d He asked: \u201cWhat was it like?\u201d I replied: \u201cIt was dark, then suddenly very bright.\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"\" dir=\"ltr\">RT @Dadsaysjokes: My wife is pregnant and my doctor asked me if I had ever been present at a childbirth before.<\/p>\n<p>I said: \u201cYes just once.\u201d <\/p>\n<p>He asked: \u201cWhat was it like?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I replied: \u201cIt was dark, then suddenly very bright.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>  &mdash; Warren Myers \ud83d\udc27\ud83d\udc3f (@warrenmyers)<br \/>\n  <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/warrenmyers\/status\/1597630541033263104\">Nov 29, 2022<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n<br \/>\nfrom Twitter https:\/\/twitter.com\/warrenmyers<\/p>\n<p>November 29, 2022 at 11:36AM<br \/>\nvia <a href=\"https:\/\/ifttt.com\/?ref=da&#038;site=wordpress\">IFTTT<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>RT @Dadsaysjokes: My wife is pregnant and my doctor asked me if I had ever been present at a childbirth before. I said: \u201cYes just once.\u201d He asked: \u201cWhat was it like?\u201d I replied: \u201cIt was dark, then suddenly very bright.\u201d &mdash; Warren Myers \ud83d\udc27\ud83d\udc3f (@warrenmyers) Nov 29, 2022 from Twitter https:\/\/twitter.com\/warrenmyers November 29, 2022 &hellip;<br \/><a href=\"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/?p=67435\" class=\"more-link pen_button pen_element_default pen_icon_arrow_double\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">RT @Dadsaysjokes: My wife is pregnant and my doctor asked me if I had ever been present at a childbirth before. I said: \u201cYes just once.\u201d He asked: \u201cWhat was it like?\u201d I replied: \u201cIt was dark, then suddenly very bright.\u201d<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4],"tags":[792],"keyring_services":[],"class_list":["post-67435","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blih","tag-twitter"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67435","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=67435"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67435\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":67436,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67435\/revisions\/67436"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=67435"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=67435"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=67435"},{"taxonomy":"keyring_services","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fkeyring_services&post=67435"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}