{"id":65985,"date":"2022-10-31T22:18:30","date_gmt":"2022-10-31T22:18:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/?p=65985"},"modified":"2022-10-31T22:18:30","modified_gmt":"2022-10-31T22:18:30","slug":"rt-thedad-my-wife-told-me-our-son-eats-better-if-we-pretend-the-spoon-is-a-plane-so-i-put-it-in-the-other-room-where-we-could-both-see-it-told-him-dinner-was-delayed-3-hours-and-also-we-lost-all","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/?p=65985","title":{"rendered":"RT @thedad: My wife told me our son eats better if we pretend the spoon is a plane, so I put it in the other room where we could both see it, told him dinner was delayed 3 hours, and also we lost all of his luggage"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"\" dir=\"ltr\">RT @thedad: My wife told me our son eats better if we pretend the spoon is a plane, so I put it in the other room where we could both see it, told him dinner was delayed 3 hours, and also we lost all of his luggage<\/p>\n<p>  &mdash; Warren Myers \ud83d\udc27\ud83d\udc3f (@warrenmyers)<br \/>\n  <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/warrenmyers\/status\/1587206761219608576\">Oct 31, 2022<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n<br \/>\nfrom Twitter https:\/\/twitter.com\/warrenmyers<\/p>\n<p>October 31, 2022 at 06:15PM<br \/>\nvia <a href=\"https:\/\/ifttt.com\/?ref=da&#038;site=wordpress\">IFTTT<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>RT @thedad: My wife told me our son eats better if we pretend the spoon is a plane, so I put it in the other room where we could both see it, told him dinner was delayed 3 hours, and also we lost all of his luggage &mdash; Warren Myers \ud83d\udc27\ud83d\udc3f (@warrenmyers) Oct 31, 2022 &hellip;<br \/><a href=\"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/?p=65985\" class=\"more-link pen_button pen_element_default pen_icon_arrow_double\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">RT @thedad: My wife told me our son eats better if we pretend the spoon is a plane, so I put it in the other room where we could both see it, told him dinner was delayed 3 hours, and also we lost all of his luggage<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4],"tags":[792],"keyring_services":[],"class_list":["post-65985","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blih","tag-twitter"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65985","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=65985"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65985\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":65986,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65985\/revisions\/65986"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=65985"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=65985"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=65985"},{"taxonomy":"keyring_services","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fkeyring_services&post=65985"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}