{"id":56942,"date":"2022-05-09T22:08:38","date_gmt":"2022-05-09T22:08:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/?p=56942"},"modified":"2022-05-09T22:08:38","modified_gmt":"2022-05-09T22:08:38","slug":"rt-dadsaysjokes-how-many-mystery-writers-does-it-take-to-screw-in-a-lightbulb-two-one-to-screw-it-most-of-the-way-and-the-other-to-give-it-a-surprise-twist-at-the-end","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/?p=56942","title":{"rendered":"RT @Dadsaysjokes: How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two &#8211; one to screw it most of the way and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end."},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"\" dir=\"ltr\">RT @Dadsaysjokes: How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? <\/p>\n<p>Two &#8211; one to screw it most of the way and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.<\/p>\n<p>  &mdash; Warren Myers \ud83d\udc27\ud83d\udc3f (@warrenmyers)<br \/>\n  <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/warrenmyers\/status\/1523785960642969600\">May 9, 2022<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n<br \/>\nfrom Twitter https:\/\/twitter.com\/warrenmyers<\/p>\n<p>May 09, 2022 at 06:04PM<br \/>\nvia <a href=\"https:\/\/ifttt.com\/?ref=da&#038;site=wordpress\">IFTTT<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>RT @Dadsaysjokes: How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two &#8211; one to screw it most of the way and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end. &mdash; Warren Myers \ud83d\udc27\ud83d\udc3f (@warrenmyers) May 9, 2022 from Twitter https:\/\/twitter.com\/warrenmyers May 09, 2022 at 06:04PM via IFTTT<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4],"tags":[792],"keyring_services":[],"class_list":["post-56942","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blih","tag-twitter"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56942","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=56942"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56942\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":56943,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56942\/revisions\/56943"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=56942"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=56942"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=56942"},{"taxonomy":"keyring_services","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fkeyring_services&post=56942"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}