{"id":56718,"date":"2022-05-05T22:48:18","date_gmt":"2022-05-05T22:48:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/?p=56718"},"modified":"2022-05-05T22:48:18","modified_gmt":"2022-05-05T22:48:18","slug":"rt-dadsaysjokes-a-guy-goes-into-a-lawyers-office-and-asks-the-lawyer-excuse-me-how-much-do-you-charge-the-lawyer-responds-i-charge-1000-to-answer-three-quest","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/?p=56718","title":{"rendered":"RT @Dadsaysjokes: A guy goes into a lawyer\u2019s office and asks the lawyer: \u201cExcuse me, how much do you charge?\u201d The lawyer responds: \u201cI charge \u00a31,000 to answer three questions.\u201d \u201cBloody hell \u2013 That\u2019s a bit expensive isn\u2019t it?\u201d \u201cYes. What\u2019s your third question?\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"\" dir=\"ltr\">RT @Dadsaysjokes: A guy goes into a lawyer\u2019s office and asks the lawyer: \u201cExcuse me, how much do you charge?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The lawyer responds: \u201cI charge \u00a31,000 to answer three questions.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBloody hell \u2013 That\u2019s a bit expensive isn\u2019t it?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYes. What\u2019s your third question?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>  &mdash; Warren Myers \ud83d\udc27\ud83d\udc3f (@warrenmyers)<br \/>\n  <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/warrenmyers\/status\/1522346747493863426\">May 5, 2022<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n<br \/>\nfrom Twitter https:\/\/twitter.com\/warrenmyers<\/p>\n<p>May 05, 2022 at 06:45PM<br \/>\nvia <a href=\"https:\/\/ifttt.com\/?ref=da&#038;site=wordpress\">IFTTT<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>RT @Dadsaysjokes: A guy goes into a lawyer\u2019s office and asks the lawyer: \u201cExcuse me, how much do you charge?\u201d The lawyer responds: \u201cI charge \u00a31,000 to answer three questions.\u201d \u201cBloody hell \u2013 That\u2019s a bit expensive isn\u2019t it?\u201d \u201cYes. What\u2019s your third question?\u201d &mdash; Warren Myers \ud83d\udc27\ud83d\udc3f (@warrenmyers) May 5, 2022 from Twitter https:\/\/twitter.com\/warrenmyers &hellip;<br \/><a href=\"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/?p=56718\" class=\"more-link pen_button pen_element_default pen_icon_arrow_double\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">RT @Dadsaysjokes: A guy goes into a lawyer\u2019s office and asks the lawyer: \u201cExcuse me, how much do you charge?\u201d The lawyer responds: \u201cI charge \u00a31,000 to answer three questions.\u201d \u201cBloody hell \u2013 That\u2019s a bit expensive isn\u2019t it?\u201d \u201cYes. What\u2019s your third question?\u201d<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4],"tags":[792],"keyring_services":[],"class_list":["post-56718","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blih","tag-twitter"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56718","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=56718"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56718\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":56719,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56718\/revisions\/56719"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=56718"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=56718"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=56718"},{"taxonomy":"keyring_services","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fkeyring_services&post=56718"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}