{"id":510,"date":"2014-04-25T17:50:05","date_gmt":"2014-04-25T21:50:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/warrenmyers.com\/blog\/?p=510"},"modified":"2014-04-25T17:50:05","modified_gmt":"2014-04-25T21:50:05","slug":"the-announcers-test","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/?p=510","title":{"rendered":"the announcer&#8217;s test"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>{via <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Announcer's_test\">wikipedia<\/a>}<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>One hen<\/li>\n<li>Two ducks<\/li>\n<li>Three squawking geese<\/li>\n<li>Four Limerick oysters<\/li>\n<li>Five corpulent porpoises<\/li>\n<li>Six pairs of Don Alverzo&#8217;s tweezers<\/li>\n<li>Seven thousand Macedonians in full battle array<\/li>\n<li>Eight brass monkeys from the ancient, sacred crypts of Egypt<\/li>\n<li>Nine apathetic, sympathetic, diabetic old men on roller skates with a marked propensity towards procrastination and sloth<\/li>\n<li>Ten lyrical, spherical, diabolical denizens of the deep who haul stall around the corner of the quo of the quay of the quivery, all at the same time.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>A late add-on 11th line<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Eleven neutramatic synthesizing systems owned by the seriously cybernetic marketing department, shipped via relativistic space flight through the draconian sector seven.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>And a paragraph<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Penelope Cholmondely raised her azure eyes from the crabbed scenario. She meandered among the congeries of her memoirs. There was the Kinetic Algernon, a choleric artificer of icons and triptychs, who wanted to write a trilogy. For years she had stifled her risibilities with dour moods. His asthma caused him to sough like the zephyrs among the tamarack.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>And a fun practice <a href=\"http:\/\/www.planetkibi.com\/radio-script-example.html\">script<\/a> for a faux ad<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>(Old RKO Radio Pictures Intro \/Old school radio announcer, scratchy)<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Are you bored? Do you feel like life is passing you by? Do your friends all seem cooler than you? Maybe you should go to school&#8230; <em>(record scratch)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>(high energy music\/read)<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Make it happen with the Centre For Arts and Technology&#8230;..All Film, Photography and Audio classes are now FULL for October, reserve your seat for July NOW!<\/p>\n<p>Are you motion picture motivated? 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