{"id":49924,"date":"2022-01-12T13:13:35","date_gmt":"2022-01-12T13:13:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/?p=49924"},"modified":"2022-01-12T13:13:35","modified_gmt":"2022-01-12T13:13:35","slug":"rt-dadsaysjokes-at-parole-hearing-officer-why-should-you-be-released-early-man-im-officer-go-on-man-i-think-officer-yes-man-can-i-please-finish-my-sentence-officer-sure-parole-d","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/?p=49924","title":{"rendered":"RT @Dadsaysjokes: [At parole hearing] Officer: Why should you be released early? Man: I&#8217;m&#8230; Officer: Go on. Man: I think.. Officer: Yes? Man: Can I please finish my sentence? Officer: Sure. Parole denied."},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"\" dir=\"ltr\">RT @Dadsaysjokes: [At parole hearing] Officer: Why<br \/>\nshould you be released early?<\/p>\n<p>Man: I&#8217;m&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Officer: Go on.<\/p>\n<p>Man: I think..<\/p>\n<p>Officer: Yes?<\/p>\n<p>Man: Can I please finish my sentence?<\/p>\n<p>Officer: Sure. Parole denied.<\/p>\n<p>  &mdash; Warren Myers \ud83d\udc27\ud83d\udc3f (@warrenmyers)<br \/>\n  <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/warrenmyers\/status\/1481252824524726278\">Jan 12, 2022<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n<br \/>\nfrom Twitter https:\/\/twitter.com\/warrenmyers<\/p>\n<p>January 12, 2022 at 08:12AM<br \/>\nvia <a href=\"https:\/\/ifttt.com\/?ref=da&#038;site=wordpress\">IFTTT<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>RT @Dadsaysjokes: [At parole hearing] Officer: Why should you be released early? Man: I&#8217;m&#8230; Officer: Go on. Man: I think.. Officer: Yes? Man: Can I please finish my sentence? Officer: Sure. Parole denied. &mdash; Warren Myers \ud83d\udc27\ud83d\udc3f (@warrenmyers) Jan 12, 2022 from Twitter https:\/\/twitter.com\/warrenmyers January 12, 2022 at 08:12AM via IFTTT<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4],"tags":[792],"keyring_services":[],"class_list":["post-49924","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blih","tag-twitter"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49924","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=49924"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49924\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":49925,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49924\/revisions\/49925"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=49924"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=49924"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=49924"},{"taxonomy":"keyring_services","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fkeyring_services&post=49924"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}