{"id":48447,"date":"2021-12-06T20:14:07","date_gmt":"2021-12-06T20:14:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/?p=48447"},"modified":"2021-12-06T20:14:07","modified_gmt":"2021-12-06T20:14:07","slug":"rt-xplodingunicorn-me-what-song-are-you-singing-at-the-christmas-program-9-year-old-i-dont-know-me-how-will-you-sing-it-if-you-dont-know-what-it-is-9-ill-fake-it-shes-my-child-after","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/?p=48447","title":{"rendered":"RT @XplodingUnicorn: Me: What song are you singing at the Christmas program? 9-year-old: I don&#8217;t know. Me: How will you sing it if you don&#8217;t know what it is? 9: I&#8217;ll fake it. She&#8217;s my child after all."},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"\" dir=\"ltr\">RT @XplodingUnicorn: Me: What song are you singing at the Christmas program?<\/p>\n<p>9-year-old: I don&#8217;t know.<\/p>\n<p>Me: How will you sing it if you don&#8217;t know what it is?<\/p>\n<p>9: I&#8217;ll fake it.<\/p>\n<p>She&#8217;s my child after all.<\/p>\n<p>  &mdash; Warren Myers \ud83d\udc27\ud83d\udc3f (@warrenmyers)<br \/>\n  <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/warrenmyers\/status\/1467950417833304069\">Dec 6, 2021<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n<br \/>\nfrom Twitter https:\/\/twitter.com\/warrenmyers<\/p>\n<p>December 06, 2021 at 03:13PM<br \/>\nvia <a href=\"https:\/\/ifttt.com\/?ref=da&#038;site=wordpress\">IFTTT<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>RT @XplodingUnicorn: Me: What song are you singing at the Christmas program? 9-year-old: I don&#8217;t know. Me: How will you sing it if you don&#8217;t know what it is? 9: I&#8217;ll fake it. She&#8217;s my child after all. &mdash; Warren Myers \ud83d\udc27\ud83d\udc3f (@warrenmyers) Dec 6, 2021 from Twitter https:\/\/twitter.com\/warrenmyers December 06, 2021 at 03:13PM via &hellip;<br \/><a href=\"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/?p=48447\" class=\"more-link pen_button pen_element_default pen_icon_arrow_double\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">RT @XplodingUnicorn: Me: What song are you singing at the Christmas program? 9-year-old: I don&#8217;t know. Me: How will you sing it if you don&#8217;t know what it is? 9: I&#8217;ll fake it. She&#8217;s my child after all.<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4],"tags":[792],"keyring_services":[],"class_list":["post-48447","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blih","tag-twitter"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48447","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=48447"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48447\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":48448,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48447\/revisions\/48448"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=48447"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=48447"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=48447"},{"taxonomy":"keyring_services","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fkeyring_services&post=48447"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}