{"id":468,"date":"2010-02-18T21:57:47","date_gmt":"2010-02-19T01:57:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/antipaucity.com\/?p=468"},"modified":"2010-02-18T21:57:47","modified_gmt":"2010-02-19T01:57:47","slug":"oompa-loompas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/?p=468","title":{"rendered":"oompa loompas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Oompa Loompas: <\/em><br \/>\nOompa loompa doopadee doo<br \/>\nI&#8217;ve got a perfect puzzle for you<br \/>\nOompa loompa doopadee dee<br \/>\n If you are wise you&#8217;ll listen to me<br \/>\nWhat do you get when you guzzle down sweets?<br \/>\nEating as much as an elephant eats<br \/>\nWhat are you at getting terribly fat?<br \/>\nWhat do you think will come of that?<br \/>\nI don&#8217;t like the look of it<br \/>\nOompa loompa doopadee dah<br \/>\nIf you&#8217;re not greedy, you will go far<br \/>\nYou will live in happiness too<br \/>\nLike the Oompa Loompa doopadee doo<br \/>\nDoopadee doo<\/p>\n<p><em>Oompa Loompas:<\/em><br \/>\nOompa Loompa doopadee do<br \/>\nI&#8217;ve got another puzzle for you<br \/>\nOompa loompa doopadee dee<br \/>\nIf you are wise you&#8217;ll listen to me<br \/>\nGum chewing&#8217;s fine when it&#8217;s once in a while<br \/>\nIt stops you from smoking and brightens your smile<br \/>\nBut it&#8217;s repulsive, revolting, and wrong<br \/>\nchewing and chewing all day long<br \/>\nThe way that a cow does<br \/>\nOompa Loompa doopadee dah<br \/>\nGiven good manners, you will go far<br \/>\nYou will live in happiness too<br \/>\nLike the Oompa Loompa doopadee doo<\/p>\n<p><em>Oompa Loompas: <\/em><br \/>\nOompa loompa doopadee do<br \/>\nI&#8217;ve got another puzzle for you<br \/>\nOompa loompa doopadah dee<br \/>\nIf you are wise you&#8217;ll listen to me<br \/>\nWhat do you get from a glut of TV?<br \/>\nA pain in the neck and an IQ of 3<br \/>\nWhy don&#8217;t you try simply reading a book?<br \/>\nOr could you just not bear to look?<br \/>\nYou&#8217;ll get no<br \/>\nYou&#8217;ll get no<br \/>\nYou&#8217;ll get no<br \/>\nYou&#8217;ll get no<br \/>\nYou&#8217;ll get no commercials<br \/>\nOompa loompa doopadee dah<br \/>\nIf you&#8217;re not greedy you will go far<br \/>\nYou will live in happiness too<br \/>\nLike the<br \/>\nOompa<br \/>\nOompa loompa doopadee do<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oompa Loompas: Oompa loompa doopadee doo I&#8217;ve got a perfect puzzle for you Oompa loompa doopadee dee If you are wise you&#8217;ll listen to me What do you get when you guzzle down sweets? 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