{"id":46268,"date":"2021-10-21T01:33:58","date_gmt":"2021-10-21T01:33:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/?p=46268"},"modified":"2021-10-21T01:33:58","modified_gmt":"2021-10-21T01:33:58","slug":"rt-hels-just-saw-an-ad-for-the-worlds-most-authentically-crafted-mozzarella-sticks-and-i-cant-stop-thinking-about-like-tiny-elderly-artisans-in-rustic-aprons-ritualistically-rolling-s","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/?p=46268","title":{"rendered":"RT @hels: Just saw an ad for &#8220;the world&#8217;s most authentically crafted mozzarella sticks&#8221; and I can\u2019t stop thinking about like tiny elderly artisans in rustic aprons ritualistically rolling string cheese in lovingly pulverized bread crumbs and freezing them in a hand-hewn wooden freezer"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"\" dir=\"ltr\">RT @hels: Just saw an ad for &#8220;the world&#8217;s most authentically crafted mozzarella sticks&#8221; and I can\u2019t stop thinking about like tiny elderly artisans in rustic aprons ritualistically rolling string cheese in lovingly pulverized bread crumbs and freezing them in a hand-hewn wooden freezer<\/p>\n<p>  &mdash; Warren Myers \ud83d\udc27\ud83d\udc3f (@warrenmyers)<br \/>\n  <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/warrenmyers\/status\/1450998023325093888\">Oct 21, 2021<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n<br \/>\nfrom Twitter https:\/\/twitter.com\/warrenmyers<\/p>\n<p>October 20, 2021 at 09:31PM<br \/>\nvia <a href=\"https:\/\/ifttt.com\/?ref=da&#038;site=wordpress\">IFTTT<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>RT @hels: Just saw an ad for &#8220;the world&#8217;s most authentically crafted mozzarella sticks&#8221; and I can\u2019t stop thinking about like tiny elderly artisans in rustic aprons ritualistically rolling string cheese in lovingly pulverized bread crumbs and freezing them in a hand-hewn wooden freezer &mdash; Warren Myers \ud83d\udc27\ud83d\udc3f (@warrenmyers) Oct 21, 2021 from Twitter https:\/\/twitter.com\/warrenmyers &hellip;<br \/><a href=\"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/?p=46268\" class=\"more-link pen_button pen_element_default pen_icon_arrow_double\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">RT @hels: Just saw an ad for &#8220;the world&#8217;s most authentically crafted mozzarella sticks&#8221; and I can\u2019t stop thinking about like tiny elderly artisans in rustic aprons ritualistically rolling string cheese in lovingly pulverized bread crumbs and freezing them in a hand-hewn wooden freezer<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4],"tags":[792],"keyring_services":[],"class_list":["post-46268","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blih","tag-twitter"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46268","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=46268"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46268\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":46269,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46268\/revisions\/46269"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=46268"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=46268"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=46268"},{"taxonomy":"keyring_services","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fkeyring_services&post=46268"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}