{"id":46032,"date":"2021-10-15T15:33:29","date_gmt":"2021-10-15T15:33:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/?p=46032"},"modified":"2021-10-15T15:33:29","modified_gmt":"2021-10-15T15:33:29","slug":"rt-sirupsen-in-this-weeks-edition-of-hilarious-pessimism-from-the-past-bikes-will-ruin-our-children-they-can-get-so-far-in-so-little-time-this-can-only-end-in-disaster-https-t-co-qh6l","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/?p=46032","title":{"rendered":"RT @Sirupsen: In this week&#8217;s edition of &#8220;hilarious pessimism from the past:&#8221; Bikes will ruin our children! They can get so far, in so little time &#8212; this can only end in disaster! https:\/\/t.co\/Qh6L3OjvcA"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"\" dir=\"ltr\">RT @Sirupsen: In this week&#8217;s edition of &#8220;hilarious pessimism from the past:&#8221; Bikes will ruin our children! They can get so far, in so little time &#8212; this can only end in disaster! https:\/\/t.co\/Qh6L3OjvcA<\/p>\n<p>  &mdash; Warren Myers \ud83d\udc27\ud83d\udc3f (@warrenmyers)<br \/>\n  <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/warrenmyers\/status\/1449034896517763077\">Oct 15, 2021<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n<br \/>\nfrom Twitter https:\/\/twitter.com\/warrenmyers<\/p>\n<p>October 15, 2021 at 11:30AM<br \/>\nvia <a href=\"https:\/\/ifttt.com\/?ref=da&#038;site=wordpress\">IFTTT<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>RT @Sirupsen: In this week&#8217;s edition of &#8220;hilarious pessimism from the past:&#8221; Bikes will ruin our children! They can get so far, in so little time &#8212; this can only end in disaster! https:\/\/t.co\/Qh6L3OjvcA &mdash; Warren Myers \ud83d\udc27\ud83d\udc3f (@warrenmyers) Oct 15, 2021 from Twitter https:\/\/twitter.com\/warrenmyers October 15, 2021 at 11:30AM via IFTTT<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4],"tags":[792],"keyring_services":[],"class_list":["post-46032","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blih","tag-twitter"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46032","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=46032"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46032\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":46033,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46032\/revisions\/46033"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=46032"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=46032"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=46032"},{"taxonomy":"keyring_services","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fkeyring_services&post=46032"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}