Obviously I have too much free time in my head. Yesterday, while celebrating the end of my rather blas\u00e9 database course, my friend Matt and I decided to go hit up Cook Out for milkshakes – and yes, I got my all-time favorite peanut butter mint \ud83d\ude42 – and it dawned on us, through some unknown sequence of conversation, that a perfect name for a furniture refinishing business would be \u2018The Strip Club\u2019.<\/p>\n
That\u2019s right, you can bring us your old, tired wood tables, chairs, and dressers, and we\u2019ll smooth them down, and polish them up. No blowing through any jobs – we\u2019ll do our work by hand. Is your bookcase taking a beating? Let us scrape off that old finish and massage-in the new. You can even bring in your buffet in the buff, and we\u2019ll wax it for you.<\/p>\n
Alright, I\u2019ll stop now, but it was fun while it lasted :).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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