{"id":3108,"date":"2017-03-03T14:49:39","date_gmt":"2017-03-03T19:49:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/antipaucity.com\/?p=3108"},"modified":"2017-03-03T14:49:39","modified_gmt":"2017-03-03T19:49:39","slug":"somewhere-over-the-buffet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/?p=3108","title":{"rendered":"somewhere over the buffet"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From the late, great John Pinnete (to the tune of &#8220;Somewhere Over the Rainbow&#8221;)<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Somewhere over the buffet:<br \/>\nFood piled high.<br \/>\nThere&#8217;s a meal I must get to,<br \/>\nStop me and you will die.<\/p>\n<p>Somewhere over the buffet:<br \/>\nWatch me fly.<br \/>\nEating up all of the profits,<br \/>\nMaking the owner cry.<\/p>\n<p>Someday I&#8217;ll have my own buffet<br \/>\nWhere no one can tell me to stop eating.<br \/>\nWith prime rib, pork chops, pizza, ham &#8211;<br \/>\nA gastronomic wonderland!<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll be at every seating!<\/p>\n<p>If scrawny, skinny men can fly<br \/>\nOver the buffet,<br \/>\nWhy oh why can&#8217;t I?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From the late, great John Pinnete (to the tune of &#8220;Somewhere Over the Rainbow&#8221;) Somewhere over the buffet: Food piled high. There&#8217;s a meal I must get to, Stop me and you will die. Somewhere over the buffet: Watch me fly. Eating up all of the profits, Making the owner cry. Someday I&#8217;ll have my &hellip;<br \/><a href=\"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/?p=3108\" class=\"more-link pen_button pen_element_default pen_icon_arrow_double\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">somewhere over the buffet<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[21,37],"tags":[184,549],"keyring_services":[],"class_list":["post-3108","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-reprint","tag-comedy","tag-parody"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3108","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3108"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3108\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3108"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3108"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3108"},{"taxonomy":"keyring_services","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fkeyring_services&post=3108"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}