{"id":26797,"date":"2020-12-12T19:59:33","date_gmt":"2020-12-12T19:59:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/?p=26797"},"modified":"2020-12-12T19:59:33","modified_gmt":"2020-12-12T19:59:33","slug":"rt-dadsaysjokes-i-visited-a-monastery-the-other-day-and-as-i-walked-past-the-kitchen-i-saw-a-man-frying-chips-i-asked-him-are-you-the-friar-he-replied-no-im-the-chip-monk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/?p=26797","title":{"rendered":"RT @Dadsaysjokes: I visited a monastery the other day and as I walked past the kitchen I saw a man frying chips. I asked him &#8220;Are you the friar?&#8221; He replied &#8220;No, I&#8217;m the chip monk&#8230;&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">I visited a monastery the other day and as I walked past the kitchen I saw a man frying chips. I asked him &quot;Are you the friar?&quot;<\/p>\n<p>He replied &quot;No, I&#39;m the chip monk&#8230;&quot;<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Dad Jokes (@Dadsaysjokes) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Dadsaysjokes\/status\/1337830942866628610?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">December 12, 2020<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n<br \/>\nfrom Twitter https:\/\/twitter.com\/warrenmyers<\/p>\n<p>December 12, 2020 at 02:56PM<br \/>\nvia <a href=\"https:\/\/ifttt.com\/?ref=da&#038;site=wordpress\">IFTTT<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I visited a monastery the other day and as I walked past the kitchen I saw a man frying chips. I asked him &quot;Are you the friar?&quot; He replied &quot;No, I&#39;m the chip monk&#8230;&quot; &mdash; Dad Jokes (@Dadsaysjokes) December 12, 2020 from Twitter https:\/\/twitter.com\/warrenmyers December 12, 2020 at 02:56PM via IFTTT<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4],"tags":[792],"keyring_services":[],"class_list":["post-26797","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blih","tag-twitter"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26797","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=26797"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26797\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":26798,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26797\/revisions\/26798"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=26797"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=26797"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=26797"},{"taxonomy":"keyring_services","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fkeyring_services&post=26797"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}