{"id":24795,"date":"2020-11-03T00:39:21","date_gmt":"2020-11-03T00:39:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/?p=24795"},"modified":"2020-11-03T00:39:21","modified_gmt":"2020-11-03T00:39:21","slug":"rt-dadsaysjokes-i-was-at-the-store-with-my-wife-picking-out-a-turkey-and-she-seemed-unimpressed-by-the-size-she-asked-do-they-get-any-bigger-i-looked-her-in-the-eyes-and-replied-no-honey-th","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/?p=24795","title":{"rendered":"RT @Dadsaysjokes: I was at the store with my wife picking out a turkey and she seemed unimpressed by the size. She asked &#8220;do they get any bigger?&#8221; I looked her in the eyes and replied &#8220;no honey, they&#8217;re dead.&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">I was at the store with my wife picking out a turkey and she seemed unimpressed by the size. She asked &quot;do they get any bigger?&quot;<\/p>\n<p>I looked her in the eyes and replied &quot;no honey, they&#39;re dead.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Dad Jokes (@Dadsaysjokes) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Dadsaysjokes\/status\/1323380566499201024?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">November 2, 2020<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n<br \/>\nfrom Twitter https:\/\/twitter.com\/warrenmyers<\/p>\n<p>November 02, 2020 at 07:38PM<br \/>\nvia <a href=\"https:\/\/ifttt.com\/?ref=da&#038;site=wordpress\">IFTTT<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was at the store with my wife picking out a turkey and she seemed unimpressed by the size. She asked &quot;do they get any bigger?&quot; I looked her in the eyes and replied &quot;no honey, they&#39;re dead.&quot; &mdash; Dad Jokes (@Dadsaysjokes) November 2, 2020 from Twitter https:\/\/twitter.com\/warrenmyers November 02, 2020 at 07:38PM via IFTTT<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4],"tags":[792],"keyring_services":[],"class_list":["post-24795","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blih","tag-twitter"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24795","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=24795"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24795\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24796,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24795\/revisions\/24796"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=24795"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=24795"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=24795"},{"taxonomy":"keyring_services","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fkeyring_services&post=24795"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}