{"id":23139,"date":"2020-10-09T20:19:15","date_gmt":"2020-10-09T20:19:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/?p=23139"},"modified":"2020-10-09T20:19:15","modified_gmt":"2020-10-09T20:19:15","slug":"rt-dadsaysjokes-viking-warrior-rudolph-the-red-and-his-wife-were-on-a-stroll-rudolph-the-red-looked-up-at-the-sky-and-said-we-should-hurry-up-there-is-a-storm-coming-so-his-wife-asked-how","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/?p=23139","title":{"rendered":"RT @Dadsaysjokes: Viking warrior Rudolph the red and his wife were on a stroll. Rudolph the red looked up at the sky and said: &#8220;We should hurry up, there is a storm coming&#8221;. So his wife asked: &#8220;How do you know?&#8221; And he replied&#8230; &#8220;Rudolph the red knows rain dear.\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Viking warrior Rudolph the red and his wife were on a stroll. Rudolph the red looked up at the sky and said: &quot;We should hurry up, there is a storm coming&quot;. <\/p>\n<p>So his wife asked: &quot;How do you know?&quot; And he replied&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&quot;Rudolph the red knows rain dear.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Dad Jokes (@Dadsaysjokes) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Dadsaysjokes\/status\/1314544236956655624?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 9, 2020<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n<br \/>\nfrom Twitter https:\/\/twitter.com\/warrenmyers<\/p>\n<p>October 09, 2020 at 04:19PM<br \/>\nvia <a href=\"https:\/\/ifttt.com\/?ref=da&#038;site=wordpress\">IFTTT<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Viking warrior Rudolph the red and his wife were on a stroll. Rudolph the red looked up at the sky and said: &quot;We should hurry up, there is a storm coming&quot;. So his wife asked: &quot;How do you know?&quot; And he replied&#8230; &quot;Rudolph the red knows rain dear.\u201d &mdash; Dad Jokes (@Dadsaysjokes) October 9, 2020 &hellip;<br \/><a href=\"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/?p=23139\" class=\"more-link pen_button pen_element_default pen_icon_arrow_double\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">RT @Dadsaysjokes: Viking warrior Rudolph the red and his wife were on a stroll. Rudolph the red looked up at the sky and said: &#8220;We should hurry up, there is a storm coming&#8221;. So his wife asked: &#8220;How do you know?&#8221; And he replied&#8230; &#8220;Rudolph the red knows rain dear.\u201d<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4],"tags":[792],"keyring_services":[],"class_list":["post-23139","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blih","tag-twitter"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23139","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=23139"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23139\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23140,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23139\/revisions\/23140"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=23139"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=23139"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=23139"},{"taxonomy":"keyring_services","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fkeyring_services&post=23139"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}