{"id":22031,"date":"2020-09-28T13:42:29","date_gmt":"2020-09-28T13:42:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/?p=22031"},"modified":"2020-09-28T13:42:29","modified_gmt":"2020-09-28T13:42:29","slug":"rt-lauriedermer-vampire-gets-a-job-in-the-fruit-marketing-department-manager-can-you-put-together-something-about-pears-vampire-panicking-yes-of-course-iv","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/?p=22031","title":{"rendered":"RT @lauriedermer: (vampire gets a job in the fruit marketing department) Manager: \u201cCan you put together something about pears\u201d Vampire (panicking): \u201cyes, of course, I\u2019ve definitely eaten pears before so that will be no big deal.\u201d https:\/\/t.co\/WJOtyXdgeT"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">(vampire gets a job in the fruit marketing department)<br \/>Manager: \u201cCan you put together something about pears\u201d<br \/>Vampire (panicking): \u201cyes, of course, I\u2019ve definitely eaten pears before so that will be no big deal.\u201d <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/WJOtyXdgeT\">pic.twitter.com\/WJOtyXdgeT<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; ?The Lorelei ?\u200d\u2640\ufe0f (@lauriedermer) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/lauriedermer\/status\/1310395424071507968?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">September 28, 2020<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n<br \/>\nfrom Twitter https:\/\/twitter.com\/warrenmyers<\/p>\n<p>September 28, 2020 at 09:38AM<br \/>\nvia <a href=\"https:\/\/ifttt.com\/?ref=da&#038;site=wordpress\">IFTTT<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(vampire gets a job in the fruit marketing department)Manager: \u201cCan you put together something about pears\u201dVampire (panicking): \u201cyes, of course, I\u2019ve definitely eaten pears before so that will be no big deal.\u201d pic.twitter.com\/WJOtyXdgeT &mdash; ?The Lorelei ?\u200d\u2640\ufe0f (@lauriedermer) September 28, 2020 from Twitter https:\/\/twitter.com\/warrenmyers September 28, 2020 at 09:38AM via IFTTT<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4],"tags":[792],"keyring_services":[],"class_list":["post-22031","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blih","tag-twitter"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22031","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=22031"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22031\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22032,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22031\/revisions\/22032"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=22031"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=22031"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=22031"},{"taxonomy":"keyring_services","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fkeyring_services&post=22031"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}