{"id":18976,"date":"2020-08-23T16:42:21","date_gmt":"2020-08-23T16:42:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/?p=18976"},"modified":"2020-08-23T16:42:21","modified_gmt":"2020-08-23T16:42:21","slug":"rt-seananmcguire-out-shopping-yesterday-with-mom-she-left-her-mask-in-the-car-oh-i-forgot-im-batman-she-declared-dramatically-and-turned-to-storm-back-to-the-car-better-go-get-my-muzzl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/?p=18976","title":{"rendered":"RT @seananmcguire: Out shopping yesterday with Mom, she left her mask in the car. &#8220;Oh, I forgot I&#8217;m BATMAN,&#8221; she declared dramatically, and turned to storm back to the car. &#8220;Better go get my MUZZLE.&#8221; She didn&#8217;t hear me mutter, &#8220;If it was a muzzle, we wouldn&#8217;t have to listen to you.&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Out shopping yesterday with Mom, she left her mask in the car. &quot;Oh, I forgot I&#39;m BATMAN,&quot; she declared dramatically, and turned to storm back to the car. &quot;Better go get my MUZZLE.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>She didn&#39;t hear me mutter, &quot;If it was a muzzle, we wouldn&#39;t have to listen to you.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Seanan McGuire (@seananmcguire) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/seananmcguire\/status\/1297571528217747457?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">August 23, 2020<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n<br \/>\nfrom Twitter https:\/\/twitter.com\/warrenmyers<\/p>\n<p>August 23, 2020 at 12:36PM<br \/>\nvia <a href=\"https:\/\/ifttt.com\/?ref=da&#038;site=wordpress\">IFTTT<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Out shopping yesterday with Mom, she left her mask in the car. &quot;Oh, I forgot I&#39;m BATMAN,&quot; she declared dramatically, and turned to storm back to the car. &quot;Better go get my MUZZLE.&quot; She didn&#39;t hear me mutter, &quot;If it was a muzzle, we wouldn&#39;t have to listen to you.&quot; &mdash; Seanan McGuire (@seananmcguire) August &hellip;<br \/><a href=\"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/?p=18976\" class=\"more-link pen_button pen_element_default pen_icon_arrow_double\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">RT @seananmcguire: Out shopping yesterday with Mom, she left her mask in the car. &#8220;Oh, I forgot I&#8217;m BATMAN,&#8221; she declared dramatically, and turned to storm back to the car. &#8220;Better go get my MUZZLE.&#8221; She didn&#8217;t hear me mutter, &#8220;If it was a muzzle, we wouldn&#8217;t have to listen to you.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4],"tags":[792],"keyring_services":[],"class_list":["post-18976","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blih","tag-twitter"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18976","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=18976"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18976\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18977,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18976\/revisions\/18977"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=18976"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=18976"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=18976"},{"taxonomy":"keyring_services","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fkeyring_services&post=18976"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}