{"id":185,"date":"2009-01-08T14:27:06","date_gmt":"2009-01-08T18:27:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/antipaucity.com\/2009\/01\/08\/yes-im-a-dork\/"},"modified":"2009-01-08T14:27:06","modified_gmt":"2009-01-08T18:27:06","slug":"yes-im-a-dork","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/?p=185","title":{"rendered":"yes, i&#8217;m a dork"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Certainly you&#8217;ve all seen <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chucknorrisfacts.com\/\">Chuck Norris Facts<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>And some of you who may be on <a href=\"http:\/\/stackoverflow.com\">Stackoverflow<\/a> have seen <a href=\"http:\/\/stackoverflow.com\/questions\/305223\">Jon Skeet Facts<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>But have you seen <a href=\"http:\/\/geekz.co.uk\/schneierfacts\/\">Bruce Schneier Facts<\/a>?<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;The nuclear launch codes held by the President of the United States are secured by an unbreakable system: a plain brown envelope with a picture of Bruce Schneier on the flap.&#8221; &#8220;Bruce Schneier doesn&#8217;t have a chin under his beard &#8211; just more ciphertext.&#8221; &#8220;Bruce Schneier once broke AES using nothing but six feet of rusty barbed wire, a toothpick, and the front axle from a 1962 Ford Falcon.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Ahh, the joys of memes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Certainly you&#8217;ve all seen Chuck Norris Facts. And some of you who may be on Stackoverflow have seen Jon Skeet Facts. But have you seen Bruce Schneier Facts? &#8220;The nuclear launch codes held by the President of the United States are secured by an unbreakable system: a plain brown envelope with a picture of Bruce &hellip;<br \/><a href=\"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/?p=185\" class=\"more-link pen_button pen_element_default pen_icon_arrow_double\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">yes, i&#8217;m a dork<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[10,16,21],"tags":[],"keyring_services":[],"class_list":["post-185","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-diversion","category-fun","category-humor"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/185","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=185"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/185\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=185"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=185"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=185"},{"taxonomy":"keyring_services","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fkeyring_services&post=185"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}