What we have now is a completely neurotic population obsessed with security and safety and crime and drugs and cleanliness and hygiene and germs… there\u2019s another thing… germs.<\/p>\n
Where did this sudden fear of germs come from in this country? Have you noticed this? The media, constantly running stories about all the latest infections \u2013 salmonella, e-coli, hanta virus, bird flu \u2013 and Americans, they panic easily so now everybody\u2019s running around, scrubbing this and spraying that and overcooking their food and repeatedly washing their hands, trying to avoid all contact with germs. It\u2019s ridiculous and it goes to ridiculous lengths. In prisons, before they give you a lethal injection, they swab your arm with alcohol! It\u2019s true! Yeah! Well, they don\u2019t want you to get an infection! And you could see their point; wouldn\u2019t want some guy to go to hell and be sick! It would take a lot of the sportsmanship out of the whole execution. Fear of germs… why these fucking pussies! You can\u2019t even get a decent hamburger anymore! They cook the shit out of everything now cause everybody\u2019s afraid of food poisoning! Hey, where\u2019s your sense of adventure? Take a fucking chance will you? You know how many people die in this country from food poisoning every year? 9000… that\u2019s all; it\u2019s a minor risk! Take a fucking chance… bunch of goddamn pussies! Besides, what do you think you have an immune system for? It\u2019s for killing germs! But it needs practice… it needs germs to practice on. So listen! If you kill all the germs around you, and live a completely sterile life, then when germs do come along, you\u2019re not gonna be prepared. And never mind ordinary germs, what are you gonna do when some super virus comes along that turns your vital organs into liquid shit? I\u2019ll tell you what you\u2019re gonna do… you\u2019re gonna get sick, you\u2019re gonna die, and you\u2019re gonna deserve it cause you\u2019re fucking weak and you got a fucking weak immune system!<\/p>\n
Let me tell you a true story about immunization okay?<\/p>\n
When I was a little boy in New York City in the 1940s, we swam in the Hudson River and it was filled with raw sewage okay? We swam in raw sewage! You know… to cool off! And at that time, the big fear was polio; thousands of kids died from polio every year but you know something? In my neighbourhood, no one ever got polio! No one! Ever! You know why? Cause we swam in raw sewage! It strengthened our immune systems! The polio never had a prayer; we were tempered in raw shit! So personally, I never take any special precautions against germs. I don\u2019t shy away from people that sneeze and cough, I don\u2019t wipe off the telephone, I don\u2019t cover the toilet seat, and if I drop food on the floor, I pick it up and eat it! Yes I do. Even if I\u2019m at a sidewalk caf\u00e9! In Calcutta! The poor section! On New Year\u2019s morning during a soccer riot! And you know something? In spite of all that so-called risky behaviour, I never get infections, I don\u2019t get them, I don\u2019t get colds, I don\u2019t get flu, I don\u2019t get headaches, I don\u2019t get upset stomach, you know why? Cause I got a good strong immune system and it gets a lot of practice. My immune system is equipped with the biological equivalent of fully automatic military assault rifles with night vision and laser scopes, and we have recently acquired phosphorous grenades, cluster bombs, and anti-personnel fragmentation mines.<\/p>\n
So when my white blood cells are on patrol recon ordering my blood stream seeking out strangers and other undesirables, if they see any, ANY suspicious looking germs of any kind, they don\u2019t fuck around!
They whip out their weapons; they wax the motherfucker and deposit the unlucky fellow directly into my colon! Into my colon! There\u2019s no nonsense, there\u2019s no Miranda warning, there\u2019s none of that \u201cthree strikes and you\u2019re out\u201d shit, first defense, BAM… into the colon you go! And speaking of my colon, I want you to know I don\u2019t automatically wash my hands every time I go to the bathroom okay? Can you deal with that? Sometimes I do, sometimes I don\u2019t. You know when I wash my hands? When I shit on them! That\u2019s the only time. And you know how often that happens? Tops, TOPS, 2-3 times a week tops! Maybe a little more frequently over the holidays, you know what I mean? And I\u2019ll tell you something else my well-scrubbed friends… you don\u2019t need to always need to shower every day, did you know that? It\u2019s overkill, unless you work out or work outdoors, or for some reason come in intimate contact with huge amounts of filth and garbage every day, you don\u2019t always need to shower. All you really need to do is to wash the four key areas; armpits, asshole, crotch, and teeth. Got that? Armpits, asshole, crotch, and teeth. In fact, you can save yourself a whole lot of time if you simply use the same brush on all four areas! <\/p>\n
https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=X29lF43mUlo<\/a> https:\/\/www.lingq.com\/sv\/lesson\/george-carlin-fear-of-germs-235986<\/a><\/p>\n from antipaucity https:\/\/antipaucity.com\/2020\/07\/21\/geroge-carlin-fear-of-germs\/ What we have now is a completely neurotic population obsessed with security and safety and crime and drugs and cleanliness and hygiene and germs… there\u2019s another thing… germs. Where did this sudden fear of germs come from in this country? Have you noticed this? The media, constantly running stories about all the latest infections \u2013 …
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