{"id":15162,"date":"2020-07-13T02:42:30","date_gmt":"2020-07-13T02:42:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/?p=15162"},"modified":"2020-07-13T02:42:30","modified_gmt":"2020-07-13T02:42:30","slug":"rt-dadsaysjokes-doctor-relax-david-its-just-a-small-surgery-dont-panic-me-but-my-name-isnt-david-doctor-i-know-im-david","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/?p=15162","title":{"rendered":"RT @Dadsaysjokes: Doctor: Relax, David. It\u2019s just a small surgery, don\u2019t panic. Me: But my name isn\u2019t David. Doctor: I know. I\u2019m David."},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Doctor: Relax, David. It\u2019s just a small surgery, don\u2019t panic.<\/p>\n<p>Me: But my name isn\u2019t David. <\/p>\n<p>Doctor: I know. I\u2019m David.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Dad Jokes (@Dadsaysjokes) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Dadsaysjokes\/status\/1282397138639630336?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">July 12, 2020<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n<br \/>\nfrom Twitter https:\/\/twitter.com\/warrenmyers<\/p>\n<p>July 12, 2020 at 10:00PM<br \/>\nvia <a href=\"https:\/\/ifttt.com\/?ref=da&#038;site=wordpress\">IFTTT<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Doctor: Relax, David. It\u2019s just a small surgery, don\u2019t panic. Me: But my name isn\u2019t David. Doctor: I know. I\u2019m David. &mdash; Dad Jokes (@Dadsaysjokes) July 12, 2020 from Twitter https:\/\/twitter.com\/warrenmyers July 12, 2020 at 10:00PM via IFTTT<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4],"tags":[792],"keyring_services":[],"class_list":["post-15162","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blih","tag-twitter"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15162","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15162"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15162\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15163,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15162\/revisions\/15163"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15162"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15162"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15162"},{"taxonomy":"keyring_services","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/merikebi.warrenmyers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fkeyring_services&post=15162"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}