Apparently, the CERN Large Hadron Collider will be turned on soon. That’s cool, because way back when I graduated highschool, I worked as an intern directly manufacturing some components that went into the prototype, and might even be used in the real thing.<\/p>\n
Now some genius in Europe has filed a lawsuit<\/a>, claiming that the LHC might start a blackhole and obliterate earth.<\/p>\n If it creates a blackhole (a remarkably unlikely event), it’ll either evaporate, or we’ll get frozen in time, presuming it collapses the earth into itself.<\/p>\n Either way: sounds fun to me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Apparently, the CERN Large Hadron Collider will be turned on soon. That’s cool, because way back when I graduated highschool, I worked as an intern directly manufacturing some components that went into the prototype, and might even be used in the real thing. Now some genius in Europe has filed a lawsuit, claiming that the …
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